Last week when he was home sick, he was watching the news. At one point I walked in and Ben said, "Mom! The Pope was a bumper!!"
Me: A what??
Ben: A bumper
Me: A bumper? As in....what?
Ben: I think a bar. It was on the news!
Me: Do you mean a bouncer???
Ben: I don't know. I guess.
Me: A bouncer is a person in a bar that stands at the door & let's people in and also, takes care of anyone getting into a fight.
Ben: Well, whatever the Pope was one once.
Me: Well, altighty then.
This kid makes me laugh!