Melissa follows a page on facebook that's post local items for sale - sort of like a virtual yard sale. Earlier this week someone post a picture of a dead (headless) snake with the caption of "Headless rattle snake for sale. Killed at 8:15 in the freezer by 8:30. Would make a great belt!"
There was not one, not two, but THREE people that wanted it!
I can assure you, neither Melissa nor I were any of those three people.
You might be a redneck if......