Friday I subbed in third grade. One little boy had a desk butted up right next to the teacher's desk - away from everyone else's. It didn't take me long to figure out why.
That boy had a mouth on him!!
Early on, he looked at me and said, " I tell all the subs this: I'll probably turn your hair white."
Me: "Hmmmm. I'm usually in the middle school. I think I can handle a third grader."
Later in the afternoon he said to me privately, "My first kiss was with some one is this class."
Me: "ooooo wow. Yea, I didn't need to know that."
Third grade was very interesting.